Lyrics:KIDBatman! Why is he running, Dad?GORDONBecause we have to chase him.KIDWhy?GORDONBecause he can take it. Because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark KnightKIDI dont get it.GORDONNeither do I son, but it sounds cool.BATMANAs I ride on my bike at the end of Dark KnightTheres a few plot points that just dont feel rightLike why the hell did I agree to take the rapHarvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap?And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly mannerHe must write it down in an evil day plannerHis henchmen are psycho and expendableYet somehow completely dependableAnd why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?He seemed to resign kind of randomlyIts OK to build me an armored tank-carBut ooh, tapping phones, thats going too farChorusThis movie of my life just doesnt hold togetherAt least is beats the crap out of Batman ForeverI enjoy car chases, explosions and suspenseIs it too much to ask that it all make sense?ALFREDNo no Master Wayne, you dont understandYou cant kill a symbol, but you can kill a manBATMANIf I want to quit then thats my choiceALFREDWere alone you dont have to use that voiceAnd what about Ms. Dawes its like you just forgot herBATMANIn Batman Begins she was so much hotterALFREDJoker, are you busy? Lets call a truce.I need you to help explain the plot toBatmanJOKERCall me insane, but I consider us friendsI brought the DVD so we can watch it againALFREDIll make the popcorn and pour the sherryOoh, maybe we could watch it with the commentaryBATMANHow does Harvey Dent do total 180?ALFREDWell they barbequed his face and he lost his ladyBATMANWhen did you have time rig up both of those boatsJOKERDoes talking that way ever damage your throat?BATMANWell at least they got rid of Joel SchumacherJOKERYou know movie is really good the Hurt LockerBATMANOh I heard that was good. Ive been meaning to see it.ALFREDWhos in it?JOKERAnthony MackieALFREDI dont know who that is.JOKERHe was in Eight Mile.ALFREDOh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles.BATMANNo that was Mekhi Phifer.ALFREDJoker youre getting white makeup all over the popcorn.JOKERSorry, Hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars?BATMANYES! Several versions.ALFREDMaybe some other people would like to hear the story.
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